[ 00 / HERO ] V2.6 — SHIPS 0KB OF JAVASCRIPT — EST. 2019 — NO FRAMEWORKS, NO MERCY

UGLY ON PURPOSE.
FAST BY DEFAULT.

0 TEMPLATES. 0 APOLOGIES. 4PX BORDERS FOREVER.

START BUILDING →READ THE MANIFESTO

[ 01 / FEATURES ]

WHAT YOU GET. NOTHING ELSE.

RAW HTML OUTPUT

Zero dependencies. Zero hydration. What you type is what ships. View source and weep.

EXPOSED GRIDS

4px borders on every region. Structure isn't hidden — it IS the design. Sections labeled like a wiring diagram.

BRUTAL PERFORMANCE

100/100 Lighthouse or we fight. Your page weighs less than the average hero JPEG.

[ 02 / HOW IT WORKS ]

THREE STEPS. NO WIZARD.

01
DUMP CONTENT
Write plain HTML. Drop it in the folder. BRUTAL//KIT will not reformat, optimize, or quietly question your choices.
02
PUBLISH IN SECONDS
One command. Static files out. No server, no pipeline, no 40-step YAML ritual.
03
OFFEND SOMEONE
Ship it. Watch a designer call it "broken". Watch the analytics say otherwise.

[ 03 / TESTIMONIALS ]

UNPAID OPINIONS

“MY DESIGNER QUIT. CONVERSIONS DOUBLED. COINCIDENCE? I DON'T CARE.”

— MARTA VOSS, CTO, DEADPIXEL LABS

“A CLIENT CALLED IT 'UNFINISHED'. I INVOICED THEM TWICE. THEY PAID BOTH.”

— K. OKAFOR, FREELANCE ANARCHIST

[ 04 / PRICING ]

PICK YOUR VIOLENCE

BASIC BRUTE

$0/MO

1 SITE
RAW HTML OUTPUT
FORUM SUPPORT (HOSTILE)

START FREE

MOST BRUTAL

BRUTE FORCE

$19/MO

UNLIMITED SITES
CUSTOM 404 INSULTS
PRIORITY UGLIFICATION

GO BRUTAL

TOTAL WAR

$99/MO

EVERYTHING ABOVE
ON-PREM DEPLOYMENT
SUPPORT LINE: MODEM SOUNDS

GO TOTAL WAR

[ 05 / FAQ ]

FREQUENT ABUSE

IS THIS A JOKE?

No. BRUTAL//KIT powers 40,000 production sites. The joke is your 12MB homepage.

CAN I ADD ROUNDED CORNERS?

Technically. The license states we may mock you publicly. Border-radius voids the warranty.

DOES DARK MODE EXIST?

Yes. Pure inversion: black becomes white, white becomes black. Your eyes adjust or they don't.

[ 06 / SUBSCRIBE ]

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