Est. 1955 · Route 9 · Open Daily

Burgers, Shakes & Neon Nights

Flame-grilled classics, hand-spun malteds and pie worth the drive — served with a wink.

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Diner Done Right

Three things we've sweated over since Eisenhower was in office.

Flame-Grilled Classics

Half-pound patties seared over open flame, buttered buns, and onions that make grown folks cry happy tears.

Hand-Spun Milkshakes

Real scoops, whole milk and mix-ins spun thick enough to stand your straw straight up.

All-Day Breakfast

Hot cakes, crispy hash browns and bottomless coffee — sunrise counts, but so does 4 p.m.

How the Diner Works

No apps, no reservations, no fuss — just booth, counter, grub.

  1. 1

    Grab a Booth

    Pick any red vinyl booth you like — no wait, no rush, no stink-eye from Hank.

  2. 2

    Order at the Counter

    Tell us what you're hungry for, grab a number, and watch the griddle do its thing.

  3. 3

    Dig In

    We holler your number, everything lands hot, and the napkins are on the house.

Combo Plates

Every combo comes with fries, a pickle and a side of sass.

The Single

$6.95

  • Single cheeseburger
  • Hand-cut fries
  • Bottomless coffee or soda
Order the Single

The Grand Slam

$16.95

  • Triple burger with the works
  • Chili-cheese fries
  • Giant malt + bottomless coffee
Order the Slam

Word from the Counter

Our regulars do the advertising. We just keep the griddle hot.

"Best patty melt in three counties. I drive forty minutes every Saturday and regret absolutely nothing."
Marlene J.
Regular since '89
"The peanut-butter shake should be illegal. Staff learned my name in one visit and my order in two."
Dewey K.
Long-haul driver, Route 9

Burning Questions

Everything folks ask Hank while he pours the coffee.

Do you take reservations?

Nope — every booth is first come, first served. The counter almost always has a free stool, and the pie wait is worth it.

What are your hours?

We're slinging hash 6 a.m. to 10 p.m., seven days a week. Pie usually sells out by 8 — come early.

Got anything vegetarian?

Veggie burgers, grilled cheese, big chopped salads — and our buttermilk pancakes are famous among the meat-free crowd.

Can I book the diner for a party?

Saturdays after close we host birthdays, sock hops and rehearsal dinners. Give Hank at least two weeks' notice.

Hungry? Pull Up a Stool.

Join the Supper Club for one email a month — pie specials, new shake flavors, and a secret word worth a free sundae.