fast. probably.
opens before your hand leaves the mouse.
brat.
the app that does one thing and refuses to do more.
brat. it's lime. it's one thing. it's done. brat. it's lime. it's one thing. it's done. brat. it's lime. it's one thing. it's done. brat. it's lime. it's one thing. it's done.
what it does
three features. we counted generously.
zero settings.
there is nothing to configure. stop looking.
works offline.
no account. no cloud. your data is nowhere. perfect.
how it works
three steps. barely.
01
get it
it's 4mb. your camera roll is heavier.
02
open it
no signup. no tour. no confetti.
03
done
there is no step three. we refuse.
reviews
unedited. we tried to edit them. they refused.
"i installed it, it did the thing, i closed it. five stars."
"my phone feels exactly the same. somehow that's the point."
pricing
pick one. or don't. we're not your mom.
free
$0
for the curious.
- the one thing
- the lime color
- no card needed
the one you want
$8/mo
for people with a spine.
- everything in free, minus the guilt
- updates forever, whether you like it or not
- cancel whenever. we won't email you.
too much
$99/mo
for the committed.
- everything above
- a sticker. maybe.
- our phone number. we won't answer.
faq
questions nobody asked, answered anyway.
what does it do
one thing. we won't spoil which. open it and find out like everyone else.
is this a joke
no. the lime is a joke. the app is real. those are different things.
can i get a refund
yes. we don't ask questions. we barely answer them.
fine. join the list.
one email when it ships. then we forget you exist.