Big-Top Analytics
Watch your numbers fly higher than a human cannonball. Real-time stats with zero smoke and mirrors.
Step Right Up to the Greatest Show on the Web
Nimbus turns your chaotic ideas into a dazzling web experience — no ticket, no sawdust, no creepy mirror clowns required.
The Main Attractions
Every big top comes fully loaded. Step right up and gawk.
Confetti Automations
Fire emails, alerts, and applause the instant a visitor lands. Beautiful chaos, perfectly choreographed.
Safety-Net Support
Slip off the trapeze? Our crew catches you around the clock — average reply time: one juggling cycle.
Three Rings to Glory
From open auditions to standing ovation in three acts flat.
Audition
Sign up in sixty seconds. No forms longer than a clown car — just an email and a dream.
Rehearse
Drag, drop, and dress your site in stripes. Preview every trick before the spotlight hits.
Perform
Hit publish and take a bow. You are live faster than you can say “ta-daaa.”
Pick Your Seat
Front row, center ring, or the whole dang big top.
Peanuts
$0 forever
For street performers testing the waters.
- 1 Big-Top site
- Polka-dot templates
- Community tent
Center Ring
$12 / month
For headliners ready for the spotlight.
- 3 sites, custom stripes
- Confetti automations
- Priority ringleader
Big Top
$29 / month
For full productions — fireworks included.
- Unlimited sites
- SSO & API tent
- Dedicated ringleader
Heard Under the Big Top
Unsolicited praise from our wonderful audience.
“Nimbus made my side hustle look like a headline act. Traffic doubled — and so did the confetti.”
“I expected honking horns. Instead I got a site so polished my competitors sent flowers.”
“Switched from a ‘serious’ platform. Never going back — this thing has more bounce than my pogo stick.”
Curiosities & Sideshow Questions
The barker answers all.
Is this whole thing a joke?
The theme is a joke; the platform is dead serious. 99.99% uptime, nightly backups, and — as far as we know — no clowns in the server room.
Can I bring my own polka dots?
Absolutely. Custom patterns, palettes, and pixel-perfect chaos are supported on every plan, including Peanuts.
What if I want a refund?
Our 30-day guarantee is iron-clad — well, painted to look iron-clad. Cancel anytime from your dashboard and keep the memories.
Don’t Just Join the Parade — Lead It
Reserve your seat before the tent fills up. One email, zero juggling required.