We Make Websites That Get HITS.
Banner ads, search magic and killer WWW design for the brave new online world. AS seen on the Info Superhighway!
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Our Radical Services
Search Engine Domination
We keyword-stuff responsibly so your URL floats to the top of AltaVista, Lycos AND Yahoo!. Your brand gets found — even at 28.8k.
Banner Ads That Actually Get Clicked
Animated GIFs, blinking text, punch-the-monkey energy. We craft 468×60 banners with click-through rates your rivals will call "statistically impossible".
Killer WWW Design
Under construction? Never. Hand-coded pages, tasteful frames and tables that load fast and look sharp in Netscape Navigator 3.0 Gold.
The Install Wizard
- 1
Insert Disk 1: Discovery Call
We learn your brand over a crystal-clear long-distance call. Please keep the line free.
- 2
Installing… Your Strategy
Our team compiles keywords, banners and webring links into one marketing plan. Do not eject the disk.
- 3
Reboot: Launch & Watch the Hits Roll In
Your campaign goes live and the visitor counter starts climbing. Tell your friends!
Progress: 99% — please do not turn off your computer.
Software Box Pricing
FLOPPY DISK EDITION
$499/mo
- 1 landing page
- 5 banner ads / month
- Basic SEO magic
- E-mail support
CD-ROM PRO — BEST VALUE
$999/mo
- Everything in Floppy
- Full site — 10 pages!
- 15 banner ads / month
- Guestbook setup
- Hit analytics report
GOLD EDITION
$1,999/mo
- Everything in CD-ROM
- Unlimited pages
- Webring membership
- 24/7 pager support
Guestbook Entries
"Our hit counter melted within a week. Ten out of ten, would surf again."
— Betty "WebMistress" Nguyen, CyberCafe Kits
"They made our webring the envy of the whole BBS scene. The hits? OVER 9000."
— Kevin "KevDog" Malone, KevDog's Radical Homepage
Frequently Asked Questions
Do you really use dial-up?
Mostly for the aesthetic. Our office 56k modems connect us to the soul of the web, but your campaign ships over a blazing T1 line.
Will my site work in Netscape?
Guaranteed in Navigator 3.0 Gold, Internet Explorer 3.0, and Mosaic for the purists. Every page is tested on a real CRT.
What is a "hit" and why do I need 9,000 of them?
A hit is one file request — a single page can rack up dozens! We tune your hit-to-visitor ratio until your counter spins like a slot machine.