FLASHBANG

Est. 2008 · Revived 2021

Harsh flash.
Zero apologies.

FLASHBANG is the party photoblog, reborn — full dumps, blown-out highlights, zero curation. Last night goes live by noon and expires with your dignity.

Read the rules

Shot on a point-and-shoot · 1:47 AM · ISO 1600 · No edits

One more song ✶ Everyone's a DJ ✶ No camera, no entry ✶ See you at 2 AM ✶ 

01 · The good stuff

What's in the darkroom

Blowout recovery

One slider drags faces back out of the blast. Use it sparingly — or don't. Nobody here judges.

RAW / RECOVERED

Dump-only posting

Forty frames, red eyes, mid-sneeze. The whole dump goes up. Curation is for museums.

01 DUMP / NIGHT

The 2 AM feed

The feed wakes up at midnight and flatlines at sunrise. Every post expires at noon, like an apology.

GONE BY NOON

02 · The ritual

How it works

  1. 01

    Grab a handle

    No legal name, no ID selfie. Pick a handle and the door list takes you.

  2. 02

    Shoot the room

    Flash first, ask never. Upload the whole dump before the coat-check line moves.

  3. 03

    Wake up in the feed

    By noon your night is live, slightly overexposed, and impossible to unsee.

03 · Wall of shame

People are talking

Flash-lit dancefloor, motion-blurred and blown out
"I looked worse and felt better."
VIVI · @VIVIVOLTAGE · 3:12 AM
Friends piled on a couch under harsh flash, red-eye and laughing
"My dentist saw it. Worth it."
DEZ · @DEZZYMASH · 4:04 AM

04 · Cover charge

Pick your poison

Stag

$0/forever

  • One dump per weekend
  • 48-hour feed access
  • Watermark of shame

Most wanted

Regular

$4/month

  • Unlimited dumps
  • Blowout Recovery slider
  • Midnight feed priority
  • No watermark, no mercy

Promoter

$12/month

  • Everything in Regular
  • Guest-list links
  • Club-wall projection mode

05 · Fine print

Asked at 2 AM

Q.01Do you delete my worst photos?

No. Deleting is what made everyone boring. Dumps go up raw and stay up until they expire at noon — just like dignity.

Q.02Can I untag myself?

You can blur your face. You cannot rewrite history. That is the entire point of a photoblog.

Q.03Why is everything overexposed?

Because it was shot at 1 AM by someone mid-dance. We call that honesty, not a bug.

See you at 2 AM.

Drop your email. We only ever write after dark.