[ 01 ]
IT WORKS
Deploys in seconds. No config files. No YAML therapy sessions.
NO GRADIENTS.
NO MERCY.
NIMBUS IS BLUNT SOFTWARE FOR TEAMS WHO SHIP. NO ONBOARDING PARADE. NO BLOAT. SIGN UP, CLICK, DONE.
[ 01 ] >>> FEATURES
WHAT IT DOES. NOTHING ELSE.
[ 02 ]
NO DARK PATTERNS
No upsells. No fake countdowns. Nothing hides behind a paywall.
[ 03 ]
FAST AS HELL
Sub-50ms responses. Your excuses load slower than our API.
[ 02 ] >>> HOW IT WORKS
THREE STEPS. THAT IS THE WHOLE MANUAL.
SIGN UP
One field. An email. That is the entire funnel.
CLICK THE BUTTON
Big. Labeled. It does exactly what it says.
SHIP IT
Export, embed, or print it. We do not judge.
[ 03 ] >>> TESTIMONIALS
PEOPLE SAID THINGS.
"IT IS UGLY AND I LOVE IT. CONVERSIONS UP 40% IN A MONTH."
"I ASKED FOR A GRADIENT. THEY SENT ME A BILL FOR THERAPY."
"SET UP IN FOUR MINUTES. MY LAST SAAS TOOK FOUR MONTHS TO SAY HELLO."
[ 04 ] >>> PRICING
PAY FOR THE TOOL. NOT THE THEATER.
BARE
$0/MO
- 1 project
- Community forum
- Eternal gratitude
MOST RAW
RAW
$19/MO
- Unlimited projects
- Full API access
- Support in 24 hours
- No feature gates. Ever.
SAVAGE
$99/MO
- Everything in RAW
- Onboarding call
- Priority line — we answer
- Brutal usage reports
[ 05 ] >>> FAQ
QUESTIONS. BLUNT ANSWERS.
IS IT REALLY THAT BLUNT?
Yes. We removed everything that could not survive a power outage.
DO YOU OFFER REFUNDS?
30 days. No forms. No interrogation. Click refund, receive money.
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THIS?
Rounded corners hide bugs. Sharp edges do not lie. Also, gradients are cowards.