Rip & Shred Layouts
Drag any scrap anywhere on the page. No grid police, no template hall monitors, no beige.
Steal this look →WHY THE SCENE USES NIMBUS
Xerox-Grade Speed
Pages bake down to flat HTML that loads before the needle drops. 100 scores, no mercy.
Read the receipt →Tape Everything
Slap on stickers, ransom headlines, halftone photos. It sticks where you throw it — and stays stuck.
Grab the tape →THE RITUAL
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Snatch a Template
Grab a raw skeleton off the pile. It's a starting point, not a cage. Bend it immediately.
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Smear Your Voice
Swap the words, rip the photos, crank the ugly until the page sounds like your scene.
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Staple It Live
One click and it's on the internet before the glue dries. Edit rough, publish fast.
RATTED FROM THE MAILBAG
"Our gig posters finally stopped looking like tax forms. Nimbus paid for itself the night the bar ran out of staples."
"Built a tour zine in forty minutes between sets. The only corporate thing about it is how fast it loads."
"Every other builder treats me like a customer. Nimbus treats me like a co-conspirator with a stapler."
PAY-UP PLANS
BROKE
$0 / forever
- One site, 50 scraps
- Nimbus stamp on the page
- Community dumpster access
PROVOKE
$9 / mo
- 10 sites, custom domain
- Rip the stamp clean off
- Priority stapler support
FULL PRESS
$29 / mo
- Unlimited sites + 5 accomplices
- Export raw HTML, own it
- Hotline to the print room
ASKED & ANSWERED
Do I need to know how to code?
Nope. If you can operate scissors, a photocopier and a stapler, you're overqualified. Nimbus is drag, drop, tape, done — and you can still crack open the raw HTML when you feel like showing off.
Can I leave whenever I want?
Yes, and we mean it. Export your whole site as plain HTML any time. No export ransom, no "please stay" emails written by a growth team.
Is this secretly some corporate trap?
Nimbus is four people, a risograph and a grudge against boring websites. Worker-owned, no VC in the pit, and the roadmap is voted on by actual users.
DON'T ASK PERMISSION
The internet has been beige long enough. Grab the scissors.